I am 16 and from England.
I love alternative music and BBC Sherlock

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I imagine that I’d learn some very helpful life lessons, including:

Real men cry over Harry Potter.

Forgot to bring a gift? Give air from your lungs.

Always bring a beard to a party. Beards are good. Good source of heterosexuality.

Lacking self-confidence? Buy or steal a box, and wait for it to compliment you.

When in doubt, remember that America salutes you.

Not in the mood for a movie? Try sitting in on a murder investigation.

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Torchwood / Doctor Who rewritten: The vortex manipulator takes Jack to 21st-century Couer d’Coeurs

Torchwood / Doctor Who rewritten: The vortex manipulator takes Jack to 21st-century Couer d’Coeurs

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This

is the Whovian fandom.

They’re from all over the world,

but speak a common quirky language.

They all share in an obsessive love for the Doctor,

and can sit for hours at a time,

marathoning episodes.

They enjoy the drama,

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Sherlock: Alien.Watson: What do you mean ‘alien’? He looks human!Sherlock: With that perfection of personal grooming?Watson: Because he puts a bit of product in his hair? I put product in my hair.Sherlock: You wash your hair. There’s a difference. No, no. Long sideburns. Clear signs of having lost a hand but it grew back, that skinny suit. Then there’s his eyebrows.Watson: His eyebrows?Sherlock: Moving in an inhuman matter. Very inhuman. Very particular talent. That plus the extremely suggestive fact that he’s flying in an inaccurate London police box, that if you just take a quick glance inside, Dr. Watson, you’ll notice is dimensionally transcendental.

Sherlock: Alien.
Watson: What do you mean ‘alien’? He looks human!
Sherlock: With that perfection of personal grooming?
Watson: Because he puts a bit of product in his hair? I put product in my hair.
Sherlock: You wash your hair. There’s a difference. No, no. Long sideburns. Clear signs of having lost a hand but it grew back, that skinny suit. Then there’s his eyebrows.
Watson: His eyebrows?
Sherlock: Moving in an inhuman matter. Very inhuman. Very particular talent. That plus the extremely suggestive fact that he’s flying in an inaccurate London police box, that if you just take a quick glance inside, Dr. Watson, you’ll notice is dimensionally transcendental.

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People assume

that hair

is a strict biomaterial

from root

to end of strand.

But actually,

from a non-frizzy,

Doctor Who

cast perspective -

it’s more

like a breathtaking masterpiece

of flowy-oh-y,

floppy-moppy…

stuff.

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Always look on the bright side of things.

Avoid violence.

Good manners go a long way.

Don’t tell lies.

Sharing is caring.

Look both ways before crossing the street.

It’s okay to cry.

Don’t call people names.

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