Source: flapperorslapperUnconfirmed
sources
reveal
that
Doctor
Who
Source: flapperorslapperI imagine that I’d learn some very helpful life lessons, including:
Real men cry over Harry Potter.
Forgot to bring a gift? Give air from your lungs.
Always bring a beard to a party. Beards are good. Good source of heterosexuality.
Lacking self-confidence? Buy or steal a box, and wait for it to compliment you.
When in doubt, remember that America salutes you.
Not in the mood for a movie? Try sitting in on a murder investigation.
Source: flapperorslapperTorchwood / Doctor Who rewritten: The vortex manipulator takes Jack to 21st-century Couer d’Coeurs
Source: flapperorslapperThis
is the Whovian fandom.
They’re from all over the world,
but speak a common quirky language.
They all share in an obsessive love for the Doctor,
and can sit for hours at a time,
marathoning episodes.
They enjoy the drama,
Source: flapperorslapperSherlock: Alien.
Watson: What do you mean ‘alien’? He looks human!
Sherlock: With that perfection of personal grooming?
Watson: Because he puts a bit of product in his hair? I put product in my hair.
Sherlock: You wash your hair. There’s a difference. No, no. Long sideburns. Clear signs of having lost a hand but it grew back, that skinny suit. Then there’s his eyebrows.
Watson: His eyebrows?
Sherlock: Moving in an inhuman matter. Very inhuman. Very particular talent. That plus the extremely suggestive fact that he’s flying in an inaccurate London police box, that if you just take a quick glance inside, Dr. Watson, you’ll notice is dimensionally transcendental.
Source: flapperorslapperPeople assume
that hair
is a strict biomaterial
from root
to end of strand.
But actually,
from a non-frizzy,
Doctor Who
cast perspective -
it’s more
like a breathtaking masterpiece
of flowy-oh-y,
floppy-moppy…
stuff.
Source: flapperorslapperAlways look on the bright side of things.
Avoid violence.
Good manners go a long way.
Don’t tell lies.
Sharing is caring.
Look both ways before crossing the street.
It’s okay to cry.
Don’t call people names.